May 2012
208 posts
That proud moment when you say something funny in...
sodamnrelatable:
Everyone’s like:
and they can’t stop laughing:
so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:
but deep inside:
“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”
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hardcorerockinn:
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
Every time my mother nags at me,
sodamnrelatable:
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
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When you finally finish your homework:
sodamnrelatable:
then you realise you still have more:
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prom is tomorrow!!
it’s so sad that after months of planning, prom will be over :( but i can not wait!!! ahh!! :) although i kinda wish that i didnt have to start getting ready so early :( oh well
me: tumblr is so depressing.
me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
me: food i can't make
me: why can't i be that pretty
me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
me: why do i even come on here??
me: scroll
me: scroll
me: ooo reblogging that
Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my...
– Anonymous (via kitsune-)
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
When you're walking in the hall and you see your... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
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